Jeff Day Jeff Day is the clever mastermind behind this entire site, proclaiming it as his own before being semi-conquered by one of the female persuasion in May 2010. Unparalleled in his love for a healthy mixture of European trance music, classic video games involving warriors battling slimes, and horrible black-and-white films from the early 1960s, his well-rounded repertoire of all things a tad quirky has served the site well these past five years. Unfortunately, his mental impulsivity resulted in THREE reviews for various ports of the "Home Alone 2" game and multiple thoughts of impaling the staff members responsible with a sharpened SNES cartridge.

Beverley Anger Beverley Anger (yes, that's her actual surname) is now the resident female visionary at Random.Access and boasts an impressive overview of the more philosophical and feminist sides of life, which may, in some distorted fashion, be applied here to create a portal of pure wonder. Formerly the site's "Digital Doll" correspondent, she has taken on a more frontward role to help expand the content and to diversify the site's portfolio. Her interests include crocheting, rolling up animals with a large sticky ball, and maintaining a fur helmet hairstyle. Expect the unexpected.