Looking for more joy straight out of the pirate's mouth? Why not take a brief gander at Kart Fighter, the absolute precursor to Super Smash Bros., predating it by about 8 years! COPY-M-I-RITE?!
So many parents are adamant that their children are better than the rest for various reasons. But let me ask you this, annoying parents: are your kids NINJAS? Okay, the unwed teenage mother in Seattle said yes, but other than that, nobody's kids are ninjas. Well, whoever gave birth to The Ninja Kids might just able to trump your precious "said first word at 12 months" claim! Wa-taa!
Well, happy new year! We're back for a brand new year of miscellaneous posts and whatnot. Let's start out party-style with a review of LMFAO's latest album, "Sorry For Party Rocking" to get the year started in style... er, wait... maybe not.
How many women do you know who have experienced street harassment? Probably a lot more than you realize... as I say in my latest rant. Oh, and have a happy new year from all of us at random.access!
The final update before that big Christmas holiday... let's talk about something that has nothing to do with the holiday season whatsoever: Shin Megami Tensei: Devil Survivor for the Nintendo DS. Are you a bad enough dude to survive? That's for you to find out!
Alright, ladies and gents! It's been a long time coming, but here it is: the latest album in my Soy Sessions series! Get ready for "The Soy Sessions III: Blendekraft", only at random.access! If it's electronic music you like, you may find merit in my amateur yet lovable tunage. Enjoy!
Time to take a trip back to the mid-90s with one of the smartest people on TV we ever knew: Bill Nye the Science Guy! BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL!
It's the moment you've all been waiting for: the grand finale of the Exploits of Deaf Girl Lima! Check out Episode XII to find out how SOMETHING happened...
Ah, the holiday season is upon us, and it makes me think about all the wonderful things about this time of year. Families coming together, delicious meals and baked goods, carols wafting out of every radio in town, and... BLOWING THE BRAINS OUT OF SOLDIERS WITH A MACHINE GUN! YEAHHH! Wolfenstein 3D, y'awl! ...Okay, so that's not holiday-related, but Wolfenstein 3D is a bit of a classic. (Note: Review may not be suitable for German readers.)
For the trance fan in all of us, here's a review of a pretty nice album: Distant Earth by ATB. Never heard of it? Maybe you should open your ears, boy!
Alongside being the head commander-in-chief of this site, I'm also a column writer on GameCola, your #1 site for Phoenix Wright chat and beards (although my articles rarely have anything to do with either). And now, on here, you can catch the three articles written between August-October in the Gamera Obscura section! Oi!
The craziness continues in the climactic Episode XI of the wacky Exploits of Deaf Girl Lima! C'mon, Sam Waterston, use those eyebrows to bring us peace! ...wait, what?
Even though it's been out for a few months and I've been drooling over it aimlessly, I finally picked up Disgaea 4 today. And what better way to celebrate my new purchase with a review of its origins: Disgaea: Hour of Darkness for the PlayStation 2. Warning: may contain a reference to a horse wiener! ...Uh, enjoy?
