Web Therapy: Kijiji, Session 3
May 22, 2013 Posted by Jeff

Have you been treating the Internet well? Maybe not as well as you should be, as our latest installment of "Web Therapy" tells us! Let's hear the great doctor treat a saddened Kijiji...


Game Review: Golvellius: Valley of Doom (SMS)
May 19, 2013 Posted by Jeff

Time to shuffle back in time to the days of the Sega Master System, courtesy of our latest review of Golvellius: Valley of Doom! It will definitely remind you of some classic 80s titles, such as The Legend of Zelda or Crystalis. So what makes it stand out? Find out now!


Top 10: Failed Fast Food Menu Items
May 16, 2013 Posted by Jeff

Tired of all those gross new fast food items? Keep this in mind: for every item that appears on a fast food menu, there are literally dozens than failed to make the cut. Check out our Top 10 Failed Fast Food Menu Items to learn about a few of the more unusual creations that will never see the light of day. A word of caution: this may not necessarily be a good article for weak stomachs!


Movie Review: The Devil's Hand
May 13, 2013 Posted by Jeff

Looking for that perfect movie to snuggle with your best buddy? I'm not sure where you'll find that, so here's one about cult seduction instead. Here's our review of "The Devil's Hand", one of the forgotten tales from the world of B-movies.

...Wait a second! I don't write movie reviews anymore! What is happening?


Game Review: Keith Courage in Alpha Zones (TG-16)
May 9, 2013 Posted by Jeff

The Cowardly Lion may have needed a little courage, but the Wizard of Oz was definitely the wrong person to ask. He should have visited Keith Courage, because apparently he's full of it! Check out our latest review for Keith Courage in Alpha Zones and find out just how courageous Keith Courage actually is. The game's title should be a strong enough pull factor.


Rated 'Arrr!': 2-in-1 Street Dance + Hit Mouse
May 7, 2013 Posted by Jeff

All I can say about this is that if you're looking for a slick combination of smooth dancing and brutal rodent extermination, this might just be the product for you. Check out our featurette on 2-in-1 Street Dance + Hit Mouse. Still have no clue what I'm talking about? Read on!


Podcast: Episode #10
May 5, 2013 Posted by Jeff & Beverley

We were surprisingly absent from the podcasting scene for a few months, but we're back to celebrate our tenth podcast! That's the aluminum podcast, if we know the traditional gift-giving circuit correctly. This time, we're going to stretch all the way back to the '80s and celebrate everything cool and ridiculous that we cherished so dearly in that manic decade. Tune in and then leave comments, suggestions, and taco recipes.


Game Review: Atelier Annie: Alchemists of Sera Island (DS)
May 2, 2013 Posted by Jeff

Who doesn't love alchemy? Alchemy is cool! You can cast a magic spell and a new item suddenly lands in your lap. How can that possibly be boring? Somehow, Atelier Annie: Alchemists of Sera Island for the Nintendo DS managed the impossible, transforming a grand journey in learning alchemy into a bit of a snoozefest. Read our latest review to find out more!


That's So Cliché: February 2013 & March 2013
April 30, 2013 Posted by Jeff

Once a month, we also provide articles for GameCola, courtesy of our resident grumpypuss, the Ominous Voice, as he rants about strange things that are crazy about video games. Here are the articles from February and March.


Music Review: 666 - "Paradoxx"
April 27, 2013 Posted by Beverley

We aren't revellers of Satan here at Random.access, but we're going to get a little satanic here today. And how better to do that than with a cheesy euro-dance album? Let's see what 666's freshman album, "Paradoxx", brings to the table, aside from a misspelling of the word "paradox".


Top 10 25: NES Games of All-Time... According To Us
April 23, 2013 Posted by Jeff & Beverley

We are about to polarize the internet. We sequestered ourselves and clawed through the never-ending list of games in the NES library to come up with what we consider to be the top 25 games on the console. Keep in mind that these are our opinions; there may be "better" games in the eyes of others, but this list is based solely on our personal tastes and experiences. There will be a few surprises, certainly, but also some not-so-surprising entries. Be sure to tell us about your own picks in the comments section!


Game Review: Tales of Symphonia (GameCube)
April 19, 2013 Posted by Jeff

We don't always get to tell tales around here, but when we do, they're sometimes about Symphonia! Check out our latest review of Tales of Symphonia for the GameCube. We just might have enjoyed it...


Game Review: Patapon (PSP)
April 15, 2013 Posted by Jeff

Pata pata pata pon! If you're not sure what we're talking about, maybe our review of Patapon for the PSP will give you a clearer idea. Get those thumbs ready for some Pon-tastic adventures!


Syntax Error MK-2: Comic #24-28 (Starts here.)
April 13, 2013 Posted by Jeff

It's been a while, but we're pumping up our meager Syntax Error MK-2 section with five more comic strips, this time stepping away from the Zelda theme and getting a little more... manly. Check it out! (The link above goes to the first of the new ones.) And hopefully, this won't be the last of the bunch...


Game Review: Banjo-Kazooie (Nintendo 64)
April 10, 2013 Posted by Jeff

Why, looky here! It's a box full of games labeled "classic"! Let's just reach in and grab something... aha! What's this? Banjo-Kazooie? Hmmm, interesting. Let's pop it in! Check out our latest review!

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